Craps girl

“Been alota yadda yadda about how its possible to play craps online, without all the commotion of cocktail waitresses, mirrors, absence of clocks, hypnotic carpet patterns, booze galore, hustling dealers – you get the point. Uh, try changing the word commotion with the word distractions and then we’ve got ourselves something to talk about here. Whenever my girlfriend and I go to Vegas (which isn’t often, but anyway) she shakes me down for fifty bucks and loses it in five minutes at some table where they’re playing a game she knows only a little about. She says and I quote: ‘ Its fun’. Well damn girl! Fifty bucks is no joke, take away all the distractions- the players that are pressuring you to throw the dice, the alcohol that numb your senses and sit yourself down on your favorite chair with your favorite music and for god sake- lower the house edge by doing this! I have no proof that it lowers the house edge but I have a gut feeling about it, and my gut has never been wrong! Except this one time at band camp. “