Give it Up for Online Roulette

Okay, like, for serious people, why am I not hearing more about online roulette game sites? I hear all about online poker, slots, progressives and blah blah blah. But what about roulette? Don’t hate it because of the French name, love it because it is one of the most fun games to play at an online casino! American or European roulette doesn’t matter – roulette, as a game, is where it’s at. Sure I might as well be crying out to an empty room when I go to some websites, but come on – let’s live it up thanks to roulette games, my friends!

Hey! Roulette fans! Make your voices heard! I’m hearing disturbing rumors that online casinos haven’t updated some of their roulette game offerings in a while. Is this true? I can’t tell the difference one way or the other. Someone help me out with this! I want to play the most up-to-date online roulette games. This is because the most up-to-date games are at websites that are regularly updated too. The benefits of only playing a roulette game at such sites should be obvious!

How I Declared War on Online Casino

I never was a big fan of online casinos. I divorced my wife because she blew our son’s college money at some dingy online casino that disappeared off the face of Internet a week later. So from now on I have a mission! I’m the online casino avenging angel! I go to various online casinos and I check out their payout rate. So, those online casino payouts that are really low I put in my little black book and then I create this online casino guide of low payouts.

This means that no player should even think of heading in that direction. No way! Most chances are that this online casino is a total rip-off and you are gonna end up broke and pathetic. And I want to spare some poor suckers like me who lost their families to this disgusting industry. Well, my list is almost ready, so you online casino executives just wait and see! I’m gonna bury you!

Craps girl

“Been alota yadda yadda about how its possible to play craps online, without all the commotion of cocktail waitresses, mirrors, absence of clocks, hypnotic carpet patterns, booze galore, hustling dealers – you get the point. Uh, try changing the word commotion with the word distractions and then we’ve got ourselves something to talk about here. Whenever my girlfriend and I go to Vegas (which isn’t often, but anyway) she shakes me down for fifty bucks and loses it in five minutes at some table where they’re playing a game she knows only a little about. She says and I quote: ‘ Its fun’. Well damn girl! Fifty bucks is no joke, take away all the distractions- the players that are pressuring you to throw the dice, the alcohol that numb your senses and sit yourself down on your favorite chair with your favorite music and for god sake- lower the house edge by doing this! I have no proof that it lowers the house edge but I have a gut feeling about it, and my gut has never been wrong! Except this one time at band camp. “

Best online casino tip is no (waitress) tips

I have nothing against waitresses and strongly believe they should be tipped, handsomely. Oh yes. But the point that I raise in the subject of this blog entry is that you don’t need to drink at all when playing games at an online casino. Now, after reading this short entry, you will have two rules involving drinking – don’t drink and drive, and don’t drink and gamble at online casinos.

Think about the free drinks you are welcome to at land based casinos and how they would get you a bit dizzy, then in party mood and finally at the slot machine not knowing when you started playing the machines and how long has passed since. At home, you have the controls, and it is the best online casino tip to keep in the driver’s seat, sort of speak. You need your head for the gambling, so don’t drown it in alcohol.

Online casino news as a window to the world

I’ve come to realize that online casino news are more than just industry news. Or that the industry is more than just a narrow corner of human life and activity. They serve, the news stories that are found at online casinos, as a window to the world…

For instance, human stories of people who won considerable prizes at online casinos are total psychological studies, if you wish them to be. Or entertainment stories such as a Britney Spears sex video that will most likely air on an online casino. Sports events and results, of course, are a major part of the news at the sites, as they deal with sportsbets and such. But above all, at least for me, the news at the gambling sites offer a flight of imagination, a leap of faith, a world beyond this world of millions of dollars and beautiful people, all happy playing their games.